Life's Little Lessons.

• There is a thin line between perception & reality.
• Procrastinate now. Don't put it off til later.
• No one has the ingredients nor the recipe to make time.
• Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
• I watched some of the Indy 500 this year and I got to thinking... if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. Lesson in that? Drive slow. (Let it marinate)
• It takes money to make money because you have to copy the design exactly.
• If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
• If you a see someone you're attracted to somewhere... look at them. Stare if you have to. It may be the last time you'll ever see them.*
  
• On the other hand, you have different fingers.
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I believe the ability to think is a blessing. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with a situation. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.
• The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
• If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
• Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
• When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
• Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
• Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
• Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
• If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
• A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
• Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
• The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
• The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
• If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
• Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
• Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.
• Half the people you know are below average.