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Hierarchy- any system of persons or things ranked one above another.

Lamus Hominidae
The lames are a common sight on a college campus. Most of the times they are completely harmless but in some cases, they can be quite annoying because the majority of the time, they don't know they're lame and they try to be cool.

Booksimus Maximus
Nerds are frail creatures in the Lamus Hominidae family. They are also the backbone of any university. They are a lower-tier specie seldom seen or heard but play a vital role in the social hierarchy. Without them, some creatures in Collewood would cease to exist.

Poserius Humanoid
The posers are sneaky pests who try to familiarize themselves with a particular demographic and try to emulate/imitate the behavior they see. They are mostly oblivious to their own behavior and often times believe that they are Homo Sapiens. Avoid these creatures by any means necessary.

Bandus Hominini
Band members are a parasitic people that are very closely related to the Homo Sapien family and work extensively with Jockus Humanus seasonally. These creatures walk amongst the campus in herds or clans most commonly referred to as "cliques" and because of their nocturnal activities, when the sun sets they are seldom seen yet always heard. Though they are usually peaceful beings, when isolated and faced with danger, they can let out a single battle cry and within a matter of mere minutes (sometimes seconds) a predator can be swarmed by a group of band members and the results can be catastrophic and potentially deadly.

Homo Sapien
The regulars. They are the most common creature found on a college campus. The regulars are your typical average student. There are many species of this creature that are categorized by their behavior, physical appearance, and habits. I call those sub-types, "packages." For instance, the popular package. A creature in the popular package can be a number of things, pretty/handsome or pretty handsome. You have the quiet package; regulars in this group tend to like poetry, socially conscience music, and Sade. Other packages include: attention-seekers, party-whores, swagger-jackers, hustlers, comedians, players, boppers, dick-riders, crazies, haters, hoes, sluts, stoners, nobodies and so forth and so forth. Regulars come in all sorts of packages that can be combined to make any and every regular unique; like Zebras, no two regulars are alike with the exclusion of twins, triplets, etc.

Jockus Humanus
Jocks, who are professionally known as "Athletes," are second only to Greek. They are the meat and muscle to most college campuses. Burrowers by nature, they tend to be isolated from the rest of the general population by the head of the clan, often called a coach. Depending on the school or habitat, the jocks can be a more dominant creature than the Greek.

Homo Greekanus
Members of social and service fraternities and sororities are considered top predators. Every social group can and has infiltrated the Greek structure in some form or fashion. Greeks are usually made up of lames, posers, jocks, and the regulars. They are considered superior to the rest of habitat and are renowned for their social bravado; they are able to coexist with every creature in Collewood since they are comprised of all the social groups. Their most vulnerable prey--the lower tier species commonly known as "Freshmen."

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